Dirty Hindi Jokes
Non Veg Jokes
Non Veg Jokes
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You lay on the bed
watching me,
I stand in the middle of the room
looking at your face.
Reaching behind
to unzip my dress..
letting it fall
in a puddle at my feet.
I step away
in bra and panties,
a garter and silk stockings
wearing spiked heels
erotic picture complete..
breasts held firmly
nipples barely covered
by lace..
Licking a finger
and watching your face
the finger touches..
an already moist place…
reaching once more
to unhook and let fall
that held captive
within the bra.
The thong’s held in place
by ribbons of lace…
now untied it falls
to join dress and bra..
Turning away..
to bend and grasp ankles..
Letting you view
my tight, little ass.
An intake of breath
I hear you gasp..
I stand once again
cupping a breast in each hand,
lifting and squeezing
as if by command,
nipple’s that have hardened..
You watch me with lust in your eyes,
a smile on your lips,
as I walk to you slowly
swaying my hips.
Breasts swinging slightly
they hang down as I bend
my pussy is moist..
as the pleasures begin.
3 iron hard dicks
i suck each one
my cunt, ass, and mouth
are all gonna get done
3 sets of balls
for my hot tongue to caress
3 sets of lips
to kiss, lick, and suck my breasts
6 strong hands to hold me down,
make me submit
2 spank my butt, 2 grab my boobs,
2 massage my tender clit
3 curious tongues
my entire body they probe
from my toes, to my neck,
to my labia folds
30 manly fingers
doing their part to make me cum
3 hefty barrels of jizz
my 3 holes are gonna get some
01.About 30 muscles work very actively during the renowned French kiss: twelve of them control the movements of lips and eleven muscles are responsible for the tongue. The “French experience” accelerates the pulse from 70 to 150 beats per minute.
02. Young people start kissing two or three years before they launch their sex lives. Fifty percent of males experience the excitement of the first kiss at 13 or 14 years of age.
03. The longest kiss ever lasted for 17 days, 10 hours and 30 minutes. The record can be found in the Guinness Book of World Records, although the kissing couple had to be hospitalized with severe exhaustion. When they recovered, they never met each other again.
04. Kissing on the lips is the most popular way of kissing among men
As u approach me, my heart starts to beat, fast,
pulsing, racing with time.
Kindling, and glowing, like we are to be intwined.
Panting, gasping for my air to release from your fiery embrace,
wanting, desiring, like i was wrapped in soft lace.
You are there, slightly touching my silky skin,
waiting for u to reach further within.
You slide your hand down my arms, temperature rising
feed me, feel me, i can already feel a uprising.
You move my hair licking and kissing at my luscious neck.
oh touch me baby, for i will become such a wreck.
You kiss me passionately on my luscious lips,
you reach around me and start to grab my hips.
Your kiss has done it, i start to melt and fall into your embrace.
You gentley look at me staring into my beautiful face.
You run your hands down across my back feeling my heat.
oh my love i am feeling so good right down to my feet.
Slowly u guide your hand to that satin pleasure,
kissing down my chest and stomach looking for that treasure.
Slightly, licking, savoring my delightful breast
u look down just right at the top of my crest.
OMG, my heart is beating like it will just scream
is this real or am i in a sensual dream.
Your breath upon my tender creamy mound ,
quietly moaning trying not to make a sound.
Oh my, the feeling is like i am in heaven
baby devour me like your ultimate craving.
I am reaching that amazing point of spasm,
for u my darling have brought to a mind boggling orgasm.
Bringing yourself up to kiss my burning lips,
as u take me and grab me by my hips.
Looking over me gazing at me and what u love,
guiding yourself towards that special place , letting me soar like a dove.
We are now as one, filling me up with your erection,
loving me and showing me all of your affection.
Sliding u in and out of me, as i moan in tune
oh baby take all of me, take me to the moon.
We are both getting so close to releasing together
letting our juices fill each from here till forever.
You are now there with a one last powerful thrust
Pushing your self against, making me feel a rush.
We came together, making our own special flood,
tasting each other like it is a survival of food.
As u lay beside me, and hold me in your strong arms,
we both say in tune if that was a fire we would set of a alarm.
We are together, holding each other like a tight glove,
cause baby we got that undying love.
Body to Body,
Soul to Soul.
I seek your Passion,
I seek it all.
I need to feel your lips touch mine,
the dew from your lips is the sweetest wine.
Your tender touch is warm and gentle,
The way you love me is so sentimental.
The peace your love brings is rapture to my heart,
I guess the passion was there from the very start.
You move down my body to my aching breast,
I feel your heart pounding from within your strong chest.
I feel your lips as you take in my nipple
licking and nipping you start to suckle.
I feel the arousal build from within,
I show you my approval with an passion filled grin.
lower and lower your lips do they kiss,
not a patch goes unoticed, not a patch do they miss.
your lips and tongue are warm as they touch,
my pussy oh how it aches, it aches very much.
It aches for your fingers, to find that button of pleasure,
It aches for your love to send into rapture.
It aches to feel that hardness that is hidden
The hardness of your pleasure rod, that aches to be bitten.
I kneel before you to repay the deed,
I stroke and I suck until I swallow your seed.
Your rod grows and grows under my skillful touch,
it twitches it swells I cant control it as much.
I stroke it slowly, rubbing the sensitive head,
your eyes clinch shut as you grip the bed.
you thrust your hips forward, you rod rises and falls.
I play with your ass and start groping your balls.
I reach down and finger my center of pleasure.
Wilst I lick and I suck your rod and give you ultimate pleasure.
I knowest not that the door had opened,
a beautiful woman joins us with mouth wide opened.
She looks at us through lust filled eyes,
her sweet love juices runs down her thighs.
Go to her you say as you want to watch,
you want to see us play, my face buried in her twat.
my tongue running up and down her juicy little slit
getting all her sweet juices every last bit.
watch as I finger her tight little hole,
watch as I fuck her. watch as she moans.
Watch as her body rises and falls,
stroke your cock for us, and play with your balls.
stand over us and just as you cum,
I bend over in front of you now stick that cock in my bum.
I want to feel it expand and errupt.
The woman crawls under us and my clit she begins to suck. My pussy she is fingering with all her skill.
Your cock errupts and begins to spill.
Body to Body
Soul to Soul
I want your love I want you as a whole.