Choot Aur Dudh Ki Khasiyat

Choot Aur Dudh Dono Kabhi Bhi Kharab Nahi Hote,

Dono Ko Jitna Garam Karo Utna Jyada Maza Dete Hai.

Paani Khada Hai Kab Tak Niklega

Lady Plumber Se:

Sex Karna Mehnat Hoti Hai Ya Maza

Amir Aadmi Kam Karne Wale Majdoor Se Puchta Hai:

Tote Ki Samjdhari

Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi

Shopkeeper:

Why Do Girls Like Gold Things More Than Boys?

Why Do Girls Like Gold Things More Than Boys?
Answer:

Dhoti Aur Payjame Ki Dosti

Dhoti Ne Kaha Payjame Se,
Hum Tum Bane Hai Ek Dhage Se,
Farq Sirf Itna Hai Ke
Tu Khulta Hai Aage Se Mein Khulti Hun Piche Se

A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA

A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA.

us ne kaha or dabao

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)