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Dirty One Liners I

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway’s makes a happy c*ck.

Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.

You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?

Nice legs, what time do they open?

You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too!

Use index finger to call someone over then say, “I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.”

Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.

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I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

“Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”

Baby, I’m an American Express lover….you shouldn’t go home without me!

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Can I flirt with you?

The Hunt

I sit alone, still among the swarm of bodies.
My lungs pull in air on a shaky breath, waiting.
You move among them, dark and sleek,
stealth in gait, precision in gaze, you hunt.

You find my scent and move in for the thrill.
I am caught, brought to stillness by your eyes.
My thighs part, making a nest.
Your hands claim their prey, milky thighs gripping your hips.

Quaking, I beg with my stare, needing the thrust.
You take my hands, lock them at my back, breasts high.
Freeing your cock, you bite a tip, soothing with your lips.
I surge forward, whimpering as you slide home.

Let them watch, this unstoppable mating.
Your thrusts are primal, hot and hard.
My cries are non-human, beyond my control.
Our final moans make them needy, their juices flowing.

You carry me out, past the hands and mouths.
I feel the air, the noises touch me as we pass.
I want to fuck the night, so wet and ready.
You whisper words painted with lust, circling for the kill again.

If your Sex Life is a boring routine READ THIS

Mocking a man

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