A 25 year boy married

A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman.after two days boy died,
because he drank expired milk.

ady to doctor

lady to doctor “a vibrator stuck in my pussy ”
Doctor “laydown , I will take it out”
Lady “NO!, pls. change its battery”

Ladka Vs Ladki Ki Soch On First Meating

Ladka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting Karte Hai Unki Soch Ek Dusre Ke Liye Kya Hoti Hai.

Girl:

School Band

Roj Roj School Jane Ki Vajah Se Tang Ek Ladka Aur 2 Ladkiya Ground Mein Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

1st Girl:

sentence ending with hand

madam: write a sentence ending with hand.
Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS

College Girl to chatwala

College Girl to chatwala,
outside college:- “bhaiya meri chat?”
Chatwala- bas 2 min.
Girl- bhaiya jaldi… meri chattt..
varna
period
shuru ho jayega.

Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?

7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thhe.

Ek Aadmi Ne Aake Bade Sadhu Se Pucha:

Reliance Company Ka Condom

Agar Reliance Company Condom Banati

To Har Jagha Ye Taglines Hoti

  • Kar Lo Land Muthi Me,
  • Chut Chod Lo Chutki Me,
  • Yahi He Mera Sapna Har Land Pe Ho Candom Apna.

Gandhi Ji Ke Zamane Mein AIDS

Agar Gandhi Ji Ke Zamane Mein AIDS Ka Pata Hota To Kya Hota?

Arey Bhai Hona Kya Thha,Jo Abhi Teen Bandar Baithe Rahte Hai Mooh, Kan, Aur Aankh Band Karke To Ek Aur Bandar Hota
Aur Wo Apne Lund Pe Hath Rakh Ke Baitha Hota Aur Bolta

What is pure Hindi name of Condom

What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.