Dirty Hindi Jokes
Non Veg Jokes
Non Veg Jokes
1 Din Chate Sab Apni Biwe Ke Sath Sex Kar Rahe They. Sex Kartey Samaye Biwe Badee Chekh Rahe Thee. Chellanay Ke Awaz Suun Kar Chate Sab Ke Saale Jaag Gaye.Thodi Der Bad Deedi Ke Kamray Ke Taraf Ja Kar Dekha Too Deedi Baed par Naggge so rahe the. Subha chotee bahan ne apni deedi ko pucha tum rat ko Q Chekha rahey the. Deedi shoch kar boli are yahe to mujhe se choti hay esay kya batoo. Mera peth dukha raha tha is leye tumhare Jejja je se INJECTION laga rahe the. Fir tum BED par NAGGGE Q soo rahe the. Deedi boli are yahe peth ka injection hay NAGGA go kar he lena padta hay. 1 din Chate Sab ke Biwe Goan challe gaye. Raat ke 10 baaje rahe they chate sab ke saale ka peth Thoda dukhnay laga. Saale ne socha ke Q na may bhe Deedi ke tarha JEEJA je se injection laga luu. salee chate sab ke pass ja kar boli Jeeja je mujhe bhe injection laga do mera peth dukha raha hay. Chate sab pareshan ho gaye are essay kaise patta chala. Saale bar-bar kahanay lage jeeja je mujhe injection laga do. Chate sab bhe apni saale ke CHUT dhekh ne ka aaisa muka kha chodtey. Chate sab ne saale ko andar kamrey me le gaye NAGGE ke saale ke Tanggey uttha ke CHUT me LUND Daal diya. 2 ray din jab Chate sab ke biwe ghar aye to Chate shab ke saale ne apni deedi se kaha deedi mera kal rat bahut peth dukha raha tha too many bhe jeeja je se aap ke tarha injection LAGGA liya DEEDI jor se Cheelakay boli Are CHHHENAL WHA INJECTION NAHE THA WHA TOO TERE CHUDAYYE HO GAYE.
Sardarji suhagrat ke din jab apni bibi ko chodna shuru kiye to unka lund uth nahi raha tha .
Sardarji bahut koshish kiye par koi fayada nahi hua
Tab Sardarji ne akhiri upaya socha aour Jan Gan Man gana chalu kar diya
Phir bhi jab unka lund khada nahi hua tab sardarji gusse mein bole
Bhosri ke isse pura Indiakhara ho jata hai aour tu khada nahi hua
Ek din chate shab ke biwi badahe he chodu mud me the chate shab se kha suno ji aaj muje khup garam kar ke lena. chate shab :- oye kameeni kay tujhe garam kar ke kya mera LUND jalana hay kay.
Raat ko Anderey me chate per shab sex kar rahe they.oye teri CHUT aaj badehe Tite lag rahe hay kay bat hay. tabhe rajaye me se awaj atee hay. shab ji may mamshab nahe hu apki NOKRANI HU.
Gand ke muhaware
1.Gand khujana-Chintan karna
2.Gand ghisna-Parishram karna
3.Gand dikhana-Samasya se dur bhagna
4.Gand me ungli karna-samasya utpana karna
5.Gand jalna-irshya karna
6. Gand fatna-Darr jana
7.Gand marna-dushmani nikalna
8.Gand marwana-gulami karna
9.Gand me titar ka baal-bhhut jyada active hona
10.Gand pe laat maarna-reject karna
11.Gand me ghusna-chamchagiri karna
aur
12.Gand me kida-joke chahe jitna lamba ho-pura padhna
1,”girls are stronger than boys , because girls get two mangoes with two grapes and lots of fresh milk…. and boys get only one banana and one spoon cram only .
2”Love is a name, Sex is the game, Forget the name,and, Play the game.and enjoy climex ”’
3”# When are men the smartest? Before, during or after sex? During sex cause they’re plugged into a genius!
4# A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, “Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is….
papa ko beta-daddy daddy chaliye dadmaa ko chodte hain
papa-are dadimaa ko kaise chodenge????wo meri ma hai!!!!
beta-aacha! aacha ! tu meri maa ko chodta tha to kuch nh teri ma ko choda to teri gand me mirch lag rahi hai????haan???
biwi,appnae shoher se/ager maen mar gai to tum kia karo gea
shoher .maen pagel ho jaon ga
biwe.tum nai shadi to nahi kar lo gae.
shoher.maen too pagel hoon pagel too kuch gi ker saketa hae
Judge:
Ankit Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe
Socho Usne Kya Kiya
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Yaar Dimag Lagao Its Very Simple
Abe Vo Ankit Hai Uski Tarha Soch Na
Nahi Samjh Aa Raha, Chalo Mein Bata Deta Hun
Usne Condom Ke Ander 2 Hole Kar Diye