Dirty Hindi Jokes
Non Veg Jokes
What is fashion designing?
What is fashion designing?
Too many brains working on.. too little cloths with..too many ideas to cover..
two little areas !!!…
What fits nicely between boobs
What fits nicely between boobs?
gets longer wen u pull on it?
And fits into a long skinny hole?
Its a seat belt you perverts
Kamina Shayar
A very Kamina shayar made it to the marriage party of a Nizam
Chutiya Randi
ek bar do ra#di thi unme se ek ne dusri ne pucha tum kitna paisa leti ho? to jawab aaya 10000, phir pahli ne pucha kaise main to umar me bhi 20 hu aur tum 40, main to bahut sundar bhi hu aur tum kali, meri to figure bhi bahot shandaar hai, par mujhe koi 100 rs. se jyada nahi deta, tum apna raaj batao.
dusari ne raaj bataya: grahaak ko batati hu ki main abhi tak fresh maal hu, gurranty deti hu agar nahi ho to dugne paise wapas phir apni ch~t me ek patake wali TIKLDI laga leti hu, TIKKDI ki awaj Jab use cho%ne me aati hai to wo khus ho jata ki usne hi pehli baar phoda hai. pehli rand jyada samjhdari karke apni ch~t me SUNTLI BOMB laga leti hai aur grahak se 10,000 mangti hai. jab grahak use karta hai PHATAK ki awaj aati hai, wo punchti hai maja aaya, grahak bolta hai: maje ki maa ki ch~t pehle ye bata mera TOPA (Lu#d ka) kahan hai?
Tumhari Piays Barhaon gee.
Yoon Honton say Hont Mila Lena…
Phir hath mumon pay phair dena..
Phir choot ka pani Nikal Dena…
Kuch apny lun to dikha Dena
Kuch mari choot ko dekh Lana..
Kuch choot ko bhee chat lana
Kuch hum bhee ko chosain gay.
Kuch apni Piays Bugha lana
Kuch Hamari Piays Bharha dana.
Kuch choot main Lun Dala dena
Aur choot main Khoob Ghuma dena
Phir main Bhee Lun pay bathoon gee.
Aur khoob Chudai kawaoon gee.
Aur Apni Piays Bughaoon gee.
Aur Tumhari Piays Barhaon gee.
hindi galiyaan-3
| Land ka bheja | Brain of penis |
| Lund pe chad ja | Go ride a dick |
| Lund pe thand hai | Even my dicks absolutely cool! (I don’t care) |
| Lund Ke Pasine | Sweat of dick |
| Lavde ke baal | Dick hair |
| Maa ke bhadwe | Mother’s pimp |
| Muth maar | Go piss |
| Parichod | Angel fucker |
| Phatele Nirodh ke Natije | Your are the result of a torn condom. |
| Pucchi | Pussy |
| Raandi baajer | Whore fucker |
| Rundi ko choud | Screw a hooker |
| Rubber bhosda | Rubber pussy |
| Sadi hui gand | Stinking ass |
| Tera adha Nirodh mein rah gaya | The rest of you was left in the condom |
Hindi galiyaan-2
| Apna land choos | Go and suck your own dick |
| Apni gaand mein muthi daal | Put your fist up your ass |
| Apni ma ko ja choos | Go suck your mom |
| Chinaal ke gadde ke nipple ke baal ke joon | Prostitute’s breast’s nipple’s hair’s lice |
| Chullu bhar muth mein doob mar | Drown yourself in a handful of semen |
| Gand Ka Khatmal | Bug of Ass |
| Gandkate Kutte | A dog with his ass scooped out |
| Gaand mein bambu | A bamboo up your ass |
| Gaand main lassan | Garlic in ass |
| Gaand main danda | Stick in ass |
| Gaand main keera | Bug up your ass |
| Hazaar lund teri gaand main | Thousand dicks in your ass |
| Jaa Apni Bajaa | Go fuck yourself |
| Jab tu paida hua tow aagey se ya peechey se nikla tha chutiya? | When you were born, did you come out from the front or the back? |
| Kahe ko kha raha hai chut ki chapati aur lund ka beja? | Why are boring me with all this useless narrative? |
Hindi galiyaan -1
| Kutte ke tatte | Dog’s balls |
| Maadher chod | Mother-fucker |
| Padma | Fat Bitch |
| Raand ka jamai | Son-in-law of a whore |
| Randhwa (or randwa) | Male prostitute |
| Rundi | Hooker |
| Rundi ka bacha | Son of a whore |
| Rundi Ki bachi | Daughter of a whore |
| Soower ke bachche | Son of pig |
| Ullu ke pathe | Idiot (lit. son of an owl) |
hindi galiyaan
- Bahen Chod
Talwaar choot mein ghusa ke gaand se nikaal doonga
Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek randi ne mujra kiya. Woh badi hi KANTEELI NACHANIYA thi.Itni zor se naachi ke sabke tatte short ho gaye.
Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne randi ko kaha, “Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti,jaageer…. kya chahiye, bol.Agar teri kisise dushmani ho to bhi bataa de……uski behen chod di jayegi.”
Randi bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunke.Par woh bahut hi bhenchod kism ki aurat thi. Uske gandu dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha.
Woh Akbar se boli, “Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch arz
karoon”.
Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut senti tha.Woh bola, “Jo marzi
maang, Jamna darling.”
Randi boli,”Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgadi pe tatti karni hai.”
Ek baar to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya yeh randi BAWLI GAAND to nahin ho gayi? Lekin woh manaa bhi nahin kar sakta tha….promise jo kar diya tha. Usne randi ko kuch aur maangne ke liye kaha, par randi bhi bahut seasoned campaigner thi…. woh nahin maani. Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki date dedi.
Usne socha ki baad mein randi pe pressure dalwa ke cancel karwa dega, par bhen ki laudi maan ke nahin deti thi. Jab Tatti-day nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki gaand bahut zyaada phat gayi….usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya.
Usne Birbal se kaha ki ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath mein
hai. Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use apni maa chudwaani pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega. Akbar bhi nischint ho gaya.
Finally Tatti-day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka.
Bhenchod ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Subah -subah randi ne darbaar mein grand entrance maara. Kehne lagi, “Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon… jaldi se raajgaddi pe haggi maarne ki vyawastha kijiye.”
Akbar ne phatti gaand ke saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Birbal to bhen
ka lauda hasi has raha tha. Apni seat se khada hua aur bola, “Jamnabai, tumne tatti karne ki demand ki thi….so karo. Lekin agar ek boond bhi moot nikal aaya to yeh talwaar choot mein ghusa ke gaand se nikaal doonga….”
Randi ko samajh aa gaya ki is baar uska paala kisi andu pandu se
nahin, Birbal se pada hai. Woh chupchaap uthi aur ghar chali gayi………
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