Dirty Hindi Jokes
Non Veg Jokes
Non Veg Jokes
Ek din chate shab our unki bewi Sex kar rahe they. Sex karte-karte Chate shab ke biwe boli suno ji ab tumhe roj sex karna hay to mujhe roj 500 rupaye denay ho gay.
Chate sahb Bhadak kar bole oyy chut ke tum kya Call girl ho jo tumhe may 500 rupay dunga.
Chate shab 1 month bad ghar aye. Raat may apne biwe ke sath Sex karte-karte jab unhone apne biwe ke chut dekhe to kha are Banni tumhare choot ke Baal tumhare sir ke baal itne badhe kaise ho gai Banni :- oooo je tum ne jo Mujhe sex na aane ke leye choot par laga ne ka Teel deya tha wahe Dabur Ammla Hair oil nekla je.
Chate shab AXE Parfume ka Add dekh rahe they. Dekhtay he unhone soch ke yahe farmula ajmaya jaye 2 re din unhone apni biwe Banni par ajmaya to kya fir farmula sucsess ho gaya. fir apni saali par ajmaya farmula sucsess saali ke bhe chudayee kar da le. fir unhone saas ko bhe na choda saas ke bhe cuhdaye kar dale waha par bhe farmula sucsess. fir ek din socha ke Q na yahe teeno ko choda jaye . unhone AXE parfume ke pure Bottle he laga dale, our ghar chale gay. bad kismati se uus din ghar par koi nahe tha se waa un ke NAPUNSAK SALAY KE…………………..
NOTE:- tum bhe jayyda lalach me na aana warna saala mel jayega.
Angoorwale ne BRA nhi pehan Rkhi thi
Admi :- Excuse me AAm dikh rahe he
Aurat :- Tabi to Angur Bik rahe hay.
Admi:- thode der bad madam ji kya aap underware nahe pehan te ho kya.
Aurat :- A bay madar chhod Tabhe to angur ke tokree aaye hay.
Girl ,… Love kaise karte hai ?
boy l pehle L ko khara karte hai
phir o dabate hai phir
v me dalte hai phir jab se
E ki awaz ati hai to samjo lov ho gaya
Ek din tansen birbal se bolla ki mein tujhe meri puri property de dunga, agar tune rani ke boobs chuse tho. Birbal tension mein akar bolla mein tujhe kar ke dikhata hu. Dusre Din Birbal ne Rani ke dasi ko khujli ka pawder diya aur kaha ki rani ke boobs ki mssage kardo dasi ne massage kardi. Thodi der ke baad rani ke boobs khujane lagi tho rani chilakar Akbar ke pass gai akbar ne birbal ko bulaya aur bolla ki kya kare tabhi birbal ne kaha ki kissi samajdar admi se rani ke boobs chuswahiye pure duniya mein birbal se samajdar koi nahi tha, tho birbal ne hi chusse aur tansen ko bi dikhaya. Tansen yre dekh kar hairan ho gaya aur birbal ne sari property uske naam par karne ko kaha tansen apni baat se mukar gaya. Birbal ko ye baat pata thi tho usne tansen se kaha ki Meine Akbar ke payjame mien bhi khujli ka pawder daldiya hai aur usse kaha hai ki kissi ache gane wale se Lund chuswaiye.
Ladka ladki sex kar rahe the..
suddenly ladka bola kya hum sadi kar le?
Ladki boli mazdur ho! Mazduri karo
factory ke malik banne ki kosis mat karo.
sher sunane wale tu kiya sher sunayega… sher sunane wale tu kiya sher sunayega… kal to teri maa choodi thi aaj kiya bhan chudaye ga
1 Callgirl ne apna CHUDAYEE ka dhanda chod kar Sabjee ke dukan dalee. Chate sab pahuch gaye Callgirl ke dukan par.Chate sab ne pucha KARAYLA ketne ka diya. Callgirl ko apnay purane Dhande ke addat the,usne apne 2 now BOOL he laye. Chate sab bole kya matlab. who boli 2 Rs kelo. Fir Chate Sab ne Mulee ke puri gathee ka Rate pucha, Callgirl apna pura blowoze khol kar 2 now BOOL he lanay lage. Chate sab ne pucha kya matlab. Callgirl boli 2 Rs me puri gathee le low. Chate sab bhe bade sexy they. unhoney pyaaze ( onion ) ka Rate pucha Sabjiwale Callgirl ne apnee sadee utha ke CHUT Batane lage. Chate sab bole kya matlab. Callgirl boli 50/- Rs K.g. Tho fir kya Chate sab ne apna LUND nekalkar 2 now gotteya helane lagay. Callgirl boli kya matlab, sab bole 100/- Rs me 2 now de do.
1 Din Chate Sab ka LUND badhe chodu mud me tha. Fir kya Chate Sab 1 Callgirl ke addye par chale gaye.Wha par bahut saree Callgirl the. 1 Callgirl ne chate sab ko chalne ko kha. Chate sab ne pucha tumhara RATE kya hay. Chate sab ka gawar pan dekha kar Callgirl boli 1 CHUDAYEE ka 2000/- Rs hay. Chate sab bole itna Q. Callgirl boli may NAYEE hu mujha may sama kar kho jaoge. Andar Kamre me ja kar Chate sab ne jaise he Callgirl ke Lattakte CHUT dekhe to who pareshan ho gaye, fir soch kay NAYEE hay bahut CHUDAYEE hogi is leye latak gaye hogi. Jaise he Chate sab ne pure josh me apna LUND dala to Chate sab ke LUND ke sath GOTTYA bhe CHUT me chale gaye. Chate sab bole are tum ne to kaha tha tum NAYEE ho fir yhe kya hay. Calllgirl boli SAB MERA NAAM NAYEE HAY PAR CHUT WAHE 25 SAL PURANE HAY……