Dirty Hindi Jokes
Non Veg Jokes
Amongst The Flames of Love
Sexual Images of you fade
In and out of the dancing flame
As I sit, I dream of your nakedness.
Thinking of you all day in my vivid mind
passion burning inside my thoughts.
As your beauty overwhelms my aching soul
The days’ tasks seem to drift away slowly.
My heart earning . . . as I trace a mental image
Of my fingers caressing your inner lips..
Such a strange state of arousal affairs
Never to cross this path of ectasy again.
Then you danced for me , injected me
Broke my wall, as you flared in the light
Your voice , wishing to hear it whisper
love me , take me as your own.
The aroma of a love lingers in the air
As i smell once again where you layed
I’m mesmirized , intrigued of your vivaciousness.
Drench my inner mortal self, with music
sounds of moans, screaming my name.
For I have touched you, loved you
I crave the love we once shared.
Sounds linger around me, as I know
you are not there to banish my thoughts.
I drift, I float as i try to clear my mind.
Fear, eagerness, for I am not at rest.
Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha
Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha
Girlfirned Ko Maja Aa Raha Thha Excited Hoke Boli
Girlfriend:
Hamre ustad ji ne farmya
Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar ke khao to mza he. Lun aur Qanoon kabhi haath main na lo, Nokri or tatton pe kabhi laat na maro. Larki jitni marzi lambi ho lun let kar hi leti hai. Lohe pr hathora or choot pr lora tab maro jab wo garm ho. Kismt ki karni choot ki garmi or lun ki besharmi nai rukti. Or ehtyat se sex karo kyun k. Bandoq se nikli fulad or pait se nikli oulad kabi wapis nai jati.
Pyari Si Choot Sehlaa Rahi Hai
Kuch Reet Jagat Ki Aisee Hai
Hur Choot Chudeee Jub Shaam Dhulli
Chehrey Ka To Buss Ik Dhokka Hai
Jo Kehta Hai Ki Hain Kuchhi Kali
Humko Jo Taaney Detey Hain
Khudd Choot Bhanvurr Mein Doob Chukey
Chootoun Ke, Beshurmm Se Saagar Mein
Kai Baar Hain Laurey Chhoott Chukey
Lauron Kaa Neechey Ko Jhhukk Kar
Chootoun Mein Jaana Zaroori Hai
Choot To Deingee Huss Huss Kurr
Purr Gaand Murrvaana, Mujboori Hai
Choot Ka Ghhissta Kuchh Bhi Nahin Chahey
Din Mein Ley Duss Baar Koi
Purr Gaand Thhukki Jo Aaj Ubhhi
Akhiunn Mein To Aansuu Laa Degi
Choot Ki Nature Naazukk Hai
Jo Lunndd Sey Khelaa Kurti Hai
Purr Jab Bhi Miley Maukkaa Ussko
Jjee Bhurrkey Peilla Karti Hai
Kuchh Ajubb Sharaarutt Chooot Karey
Baithey Lunndd Ko Mujjboot Karey
Thank You !! Thank You !! Jub Lundd Karey ? !!!!!!
Usey Choomaa Chaata Kartee Hai ?!!!!!!
Aisaa Jo Kabhi Ik Waqtt Bhi Thaa
Chaatunn Chodunn Ko Koi Rouk Na Thee
Jisey Chaaha Kiye Ussey Choda Kiyey
Chahey Aathon Paherr Usey Khoddaa Kiyey
Ik Tension Free Si Life Vo Thi
Hurr Aurat Uppni Wife Jo Thi
Gurr Aaj Kaa Aalumm Tubb Hotaa
Liye Lundd Haath Mein Kab Rotaa !!????
Zura Soch Ke Dekho Swarag Ko Tum
Kya Tumney Ub Tuk Naa Dekha? !!!!!!
Main Swarag Tumhein Ley Chalta Hun
Jahaan Nunnggii Baithi Hai Rekhaa !!!!
Rekha Bhi Hai Hema Bhi Hai ? !!!
Juhi Chawla Ka Kheima Bhi Hai
Khemein Se Daant Dikha Rahi Hai
Aur Pyari Si Choot Sehlaa Rahi Hai
Nunngi Hokar Hai Maadhuri
Ik Sunder Jhoola Jhool Rahi
Hur Shaam Chudi Hai Choot Uski
Issi Kaaran Sey Hai Phool Rahi
Yahaan Sunder Gaandein Baagon Mein
Yun Uchall-Kood Machaati Thi
Bholey Bhaaley Lauron Ko
Pal Bhurr Hi Mein Hi Hirrkaati Theen
Vo Dekiho
ABCD = American Born Confused Desi
We all must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi… But How about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful
tumharay yhaan sex nahi kartay
Ek masi ko ghar k kam k doaran ek condom mila,,
us ne apni malikan se poocha k ye kya hai?
malkin ne kaha kyun tumharay yhaan sex nahi kartay..
Masi ne jawab dia haan kartay to hain per itna bhi nahi k lulli ki khaal hi utar jaye.
only BULL can do it
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can”t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it
OSCAR nominated 4 best blue films
OSCAR nominated 4 best blue films:
1) Hasina ke vagina mein pasina
2) Ghar mein sali aur poori raat diwali
3) Utaar ke panty so gai aunty
4) Pati fauj mein biwi mauj mein!!
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