Dirty Hindi Jokes

bechara bus conducter

admin — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 12:19:57 +0000

Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi.
Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha: “Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai”
Conductor: “Oye Madam, Godi Mein Se Uth Ke Dekh Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai“

what a afsar

admin — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 12:18:15 +0000

usa n vietnam ki war chal rahi thi yudhviram ke waqt us soldier sex karne viatnamis gil ke pas jate the to ek afsar gaya viatnamis gil ko chodne ke bad chalne laga to gil ne kaha sir aap kuch bhul rahe hai to afsar ne sub check kia or kaha nahi to gil boli sir money / to afsar ne jawab diya / ek afsar aise kam ke paise nahi leta…

Gand me ungli

admin — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 12:15:58 +0000

Ek train me ek sent wala sent bech rha tha,
sent wala-sent lelo sent lelo.
Grahak-kaise diya sent sent wala-250 Rs. Me 100 ml.
Grahak- usse chota.
Sent wala- ji 25 Rs.
Grahak- 25 paise me koi sent hai…
Sent wala- gand me ungli daal k sungh lo.

Unwanted 72

admin — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 12:11:53 +0000

girl to doctor: Maine galti se unwanted 72 ki goli kha li hai.
Doctor: 72 ghante mein jitna chud sakti ho chud lo warna 80 rs. Ki ma chud jayegi.

Tappu’s Home work

admin — Mon, 02 May 2011 15:08:03 +0000

Tappu:- subha-subha jor-jor se Lund helaa raha tha.
Chate sab :- oyye tere maa ke choot yee kaya kar raha hay.
Tappu :- oyye pappa je Gorverment nay naya sex education shuru keya hay to master ji nay kaha is leye home work kar raha hu.

computer sex

admin — Mon, 02 May 2011 15:05:44 +0000

Ladke :- Darling please Surfing mat karo karo ( jyada boobs dabaoo mat shelaoo mat )
Ladka :- jeetne jyada surfing hoge tabhe to tumhare side harm full hoge ( tumhe sex ayega )
Ladke :- janu tumhare mouse se mere side may inter karona ( choot may lund daloo )
Ladka :- Darling thik hay tumhare side ko space do may abhe mouse enter karke vierus chodta hu ( Tangge fayloo panne chodta hu )
Ladke :- No darling virus na chodna sirf tumhra mouse clic karte rahna varna system jam ho jayega ( panne na chodna peth aa jayega )

kareena & saif

admin — Mon, 02 May 2011 15:03:32 +0000

Saif :- Hay Kareena may tumhare sath shaadi nahe kar sakta
Kareena :- Q saif
Saif :- Tumhare sath Shaheed nay bahut sex keya hay.
Kareena :- nahe saif usnay to sirf mujhe kiss our Boobs dabaye hay such kahetee hu mere seel abhe tak futtte nahe hay. tumhare kassam

Chate sab ka jhhagda

admin — Mon, 02 May 2011 15:00:19 +0000

Bahanoye :- Oyye ruk terye Bhen ko chood ta hu.
Chate Sab :- Oyye terye se shadee karayue hay tu to choodega he.
Bhanoye :- Oyye tere maa ke choot may lund.
Chate sab :- Oyye mere baap nay lund dala tabhe to tujhe biwe chood nay meley hay.
Bhanoye :- oyye kute ke oulad.
Chate sab :- mera muu mat khool oyye kutte ke oulaad mere baap nay terey maa ko chooda tabhe to tu paida huwaa hay.
Bahanoye :- arrre marree baaap reeee issse bhe pata hay.

Chate sab ke petayee

admin — Mon, 02 May 2011 14:57:28 +0000

Oyye Chate sab suna hay ke Plane may Air Hostage ne tumhare bahut petayee ke hay. Ha yaar mere travel Agent nay kaha tha ke Plane may tumhe har tarha ke suvida melage is leyee may nay Air hostage ho kone may chaal nay kha tha.

Tappu ke padahee

admin — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 12:50:09 +0000

Ek din madam ne school may chate shab ke ladke Tappu ko kaha Tappu beta C or L se meel ne wale shabd ( Words ) bataoo.
Tappu says…..
1) Choot may Lund Dalnay say Lund ko Chain milta hay.
2) Condum Lund par laga kar Call Girl ko chhod ne par AIDS nahe hota.
3) Choot bahut he majbut plate hay jo Lund jaise Hatoday se Thoke jane par bhe tadhe nahe hote hay.