Archive for January, 2012

bechara bus conducter

Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi.
Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha: “Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai”
Conductor: “Oye Madam, Godi Mein Se Uth Ke Dekh Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai“

what a afsar

usa n vietnam ki war chal rahi thi yudhviram ke waqt us soldier sex karne viatnamis gil ke pas jate the to ek afsar gaya viatnamis gil ko chodne ke bad chalne laga to gil ne kaha sir aap kuch bhul rahe hai to afsar ne sub check kia or kaha nahi to gil boli sir money / to afsar ne jawab diya / ek afsar aise kam ke paise nahi leta…

Gand me ungli

Ek train me ek sent wala sent bech rha tha,
sent wala-sent lelo sent lelo.
Grahak-kaise diya sent sent wala-250 Rs. Me 100 ml.
Grahak- usse chota.
Sent wala- ji 25 Rs.
Grahak- 25 paise me koi sent hai…
Sent wala- gand me ungli daal k sungh lo.

Unwanted 72

girl to doctor: Maine galti se unwanted 72 ki goli kha li hai.
Doctor: 72 ghante mein jitna chud sakti ho chud lo warna 80 rs. Ki ma chud jayegi.