A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway’s makes a happy c*ck.

Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.

You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?

Nice legs, what time do they open?

You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too!

Use index finger to call someone over then say, “I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.”

Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.

“Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”

Baby, I’m an American Express lover….you shouldn’t go home without me!

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Can I flirt with you?