Non Veg Jokes
Santa Banta Jokes
Santa Banta Jokes
Judva Bache Karvane Ka Asaan Tarika
Ankit Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe
Socho Usne Kya Kiya
Sochho
Sochho
Sochho
Sochho
Yaar Dimag Lagao Its Very Simple
Abe Vo Ankit Hai Uski Tarha Soch Na
Nahi Samjh Aa Raha, Chalo Mein Bata Deta Hun
Usne Condom Ke Ander 2 Hole Kar Diye
Is Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li
Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Kari
Dobhi Rote Hue:
Bada Lund Sabhi Ko Chahiye Hota Hai
Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha
Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli
Ladki:
Ladki Ko Rape Se Bachane Ka Asaan Tarika
Santa Aur Uska Freind Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe
Santa:
Bhonsdi Ki, Mere To Tatte Tak Ander Chale Gaye….
Santa Ko Ek Sunder Si Ladki Pasand Aa Gayi, Aur Usne Us Se Baatchit Shuru Ki
Ladki Asal Mein Ek Call Girl Thii Par Ye Baat Santa Ko Pata Nahi Thhi
Dono Mein Prem Pyar Kuch Din Chala Aur Ladki Bhi Santa Ke Bholepan Se Imress Ho Ke Usko Pyar Karne Lagi
Ek Din Satna Ne Usko Bol Diya Ki Mere Se Shadi Kar Le.
Ab Bechari Ladki Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Isko To Pahli Rat Mein Hi Pata Lag Jayega Ki Main Badi Buri Tarha Se Chudi Hun
Ladki Ne Apni Saheli Se Ye Baat Discuss Ki, Saheli Ne Idea Diya
Saheli:
Itna Shaq Karna Bhi Thik Nahi
Santa Ne Shadi Ke Dusre Din Hi Biwi Ko Divorce De Diya
Sare Ghar Wale Aur Rishtedar Pareshan Hue
Ek Bade Hi Khaas Dost Ne Reason Pucha
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Phone mere liye tha
Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke
Ek sardar ki suhag raat
Ek sardar ki suhag raat thi, Sardar apni biwi ke peeche dalne laga to wo boli, na na sardar jee peeche nahi aage.
Sardar Bola – tumhein kaise pata hai.
Biwi Boli – Mera boy friend mere agay dalta tha
Sardar Bola – Achcha, par mera boy friend to mere peeche dalta tha.
Sardar washed his underwear
Sardar washed his underwear
& hung it to dry near neighbour
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