Non Veg Jokes
Poems
Poems
Aisi apni Wife ho………………
5’5″ jiski height ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umer mein difference slight ho,
Thori see wo quiet ho,
Tu memorable her ek night ho~
Aisi apni Wife ho………………
Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Beauty multiply by Twice ho,
mom dad ki choice ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho………………
Padosi jab baat kare tu,
haath me uskay knife ho.
Dinner candle light ho,
Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne k baad dil delight ho..
Aisi apni Wife ho………………
Ankhain uski jaisay…sunny Twilight ho!
Honton ko dekh ker lagay…jaisay coke diet ho
Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho,
Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho,
Favourite colour white ho,
make-up thora light ho
Zulfain Dynamite hoon..
Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho !
Aisi apni Wife ho………………
Kaash yeh concept 100% right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kya haseen life ho
Batoon mein garmaish ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
Defense ki rehaaish ho,
Kise ki bhi na look-a-like ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho………………
sales ka Banda
Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai …
Zindagi se hara hua hai ….
Par “customers” se haar nahi maanta,
Apne presentation ki ek line isey rati
hui hai….
par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain,
ye nahi jaanta,
Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai..
Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai …
Das hazaar customers mein se ache
Customer dhoond lete hain lekin ,
Majboor dost ki ankhhon ki nami
dikhayi nahi deti,
PC pe hazzar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti…
Saturday-Sunday nahata nahi ,
Weekdays ko naha raha hai…
Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai …
Reporting karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
“Boss” kab maa baap se bhi bade ho gaye,
Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala,
Cigrette me kho gaya,
Weekends pe daroo pee ke jo jashn mana raha hai ,
Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ……………………………..
a good healthy fuck
no foreplay
no warning
no sexual energy exchanged
when I unzip your jeans
push them down
toss panties aside
lay you on the side of the bed
spread your pink lips
exposing your clit
slowly circling with my tongue
smelling your excitement
licking just the clit
up and down
two strokes a second
steady rhythm
feeling it grow
throbbing hard
sliding down to enter
tasting you fully
sucking your engorged lips
back to clit
strong relentless tongue
flicking against you
three male fingers enter
so tight and wet
licking, licking, licking
a finger probes your anus
slowly till halfway
feeling your contractions
wanting to cum
needing to cum
pleading to cum
begging to cum
hips like a carnival ride
wanting, needing, pleading, begging
fighting back and losing
surrendering to the wicked tongue
moaning, groaning, screaming
waves of pleasure
tingling of toes and fingertips
nipples ice hard
pussy pushing my fingers out
wetting the bed with cum
turning your over
for a well deserved spanking
a butt warming spanking
intermixed with fingers
sliding inside pink walls
ass cheeks burning
face cheeks blushing
squirming with delight
feeling my cockhead
moving up and down
squishing against wet lips
thrust deep inside
a good healthy fuck
from behind
Lund Ghus Gaya
Log In Karke, Lund Ghus Gaya,
India Times, Ke Chat Room Mein!
Choot Wahan Pehle Se Hi Thhi,
Bore Ho Rahee Thhi Dil Mein!!
Hello Lund! Ko Screen Pe Padhke,
Lund Ne Ek Jhatkaa Khaaya!
Padha- Likha, Cultured Lund Thha,
Hi Choot! Sandes Bhijwaya!!
Choot Ne Poochha, A/S/L Please?
Fauran, Lund Ka Answer Aaya!
Pacchees Saal Ke Tagde Lund Ko,
Apne Hee Shahar Mein Paaya!!
Bees Saal Ki, Choot Se Chatting,
Lund Mein Jhat Garmee Aayi!
Idhar-Udhar Ki Baatein Kee Aur,
Shuru Hui Phir Cyber Chudayee!!
Mehsoos Karo, Mujhe Apne Andar,
Sandesa Lund Ne Bhijwaaya!
Oh, Yes! Mujhe Majaa Aa Gaya,
Choot Ka Jhat Jawaab Aaya!!
Ragad Rahaa Hoon, Apne Nipple,
Tum Bhi Chooso Apne Mammey!
Oh Yaa, Mujhe Majaa Aa Gaya,
Choos Rahi Hoon, Main Mammey!
Choot Ke Andar, Ghus Gayee Ungli,
Lund Ko Bhi Ragad Rahaa Thha Haath!
Ek Hi Haath Se Mouse Aur Typing,
Dheere-Dheere Ab, Ho Rahi Thhi Baat!!
Aah, Ke Jagah, Keh Raha Thha Aaaj,
Naheen Correction Ka Thha Waqt!
Choot Pad Gayi Thhi Khaamosh,
Kehti Thhi, Mammey Hain Sakht!!
I Am Cumming, I Am Cumming,
Cheekh Raha Thha Lund Ka Keyboard!
Me Too Darling, Me Too My Lund,
Chillata Thha Choot Ka Keyboard!!
Lund Ke Maalik, Ki Mummy Ne,
Peecche Se Aawaj Lagayee!
Tinku, Subah School Jaana Hai,
Homework Ki Yaad Dilayee!!
Gussa Aaya, Tinku Ko Mummy Pe,
Par Madam Ki Bhi Dahshat Thhi!
55 Saal Ki Budhiya Thhi Madam,
Par Bacchon Ke Lye Hitler Thhi!!
Jhatke Se Lund, Hua Disconnect,
Apni Cyber Chudayee Se!
Choot Ki Maalkin, Madam Hi Thhi,
Chidh Gayi Sudden Judayee Se!!
Madam Ne Vibrator Nikala,
Aur Choot Ke Mein Use Ghusaaya!
Kal Maaroongi, Gaand Main Sabki,
Soch-Soch Ke Jor Lagaaya!!
Udhar, Lund Ka Maalik Tinku,
Kar Raha Thha Apna Homework!
Sum Naheen Hota Thha Usse Aur,
Bhool Gaya Thha Sub Network!!
Lagi Sochne, Apne Baare Main,
Kaise Mili Thhi Mohan Se!
Kaise Choda Thha Mohan Ne,
Pyar Kiya Thha Tan-Mann Se!!
Khayalon Ki Nahi Koi Jaroorat,
Usne Choda Thha Sach-Much!
Who Pacchhis Ka, Main Satrah Ki,
Jhooth Naheen Thha, Beech Mein Kuuch!!
Kaise Mohan Ne Hall Ki Toilet Mein,
Taang Utha Kar Choda Thha!
Kaise Meri Saheli Ke Aage,
Meri Gaand Mein Lund Ko Thoka Thha!!
Ab Hanstee Hoon, Un Yaadon Pe,
Jab Gaand Maine Marwaayee Thhi!
Jaan Bachaane Ki Khaatir Main,
Tab Kaise Chilayee Thhee??
Kheencho Mohan, Lund Ko Kheencho,
Gaand Meri Phat Jaayegi!
Chal Naa Paungi Jeevan Bhar,
Shaadi Kaise Ho Paayegi??
Naheen Chahiye, Cyber Sexing,
Pyari Hai Mujhe Real Chudayee!
Asli Sex Ke Intezaar Mein,
Seh Loongi Mohan Ki Judaayee!!
Sex Where?
Sex in the kitchen
Sex on the counter
Sex against the fridge
Sex in the sink
Sex in the living room
Sex on the couch
Sex on the coffee table
Sex on the carpet
Sex in the laundry room
Sex on the washer
Sex in the dirty laundry
Sex on the dryer
Sex in the dining room
Sex on the table
Sex on the chair
Sex on the plate
Sex in the garden
Sex by the roses
Sex on the clovers
Sex in the daffodils
Sex in the office
Sex on the desk
Sex by the computer
Sex on the printer
Sex in the bedroom
Sex on the balcony
Sex on the wardrobe
Sex on the bed
Ohhh baby I get horny,
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohhh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
don’t be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!
Fucking Is A Game
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn’t
Tore!!
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I’ll fill you with cream
Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!
roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.
Amongst The Flames of Love
Sexual Images of you fade
In and out of the dancing flame
As I sit, I dream of your nakedness.
Thinking of you all day in my vivid mind
passion burning inside my thoughts.
As your beauty overwhelms my aching soul
The days’ tasks seem to drift away slowly.
My heart earning . . . as I trace a mental image
Of my fingers caressing your inner lips..
Such a strange state of arousal affairs
Never to cross this path of ectasy again.
Then you danced for me , injected me
Broke my wall, as you flared in the light
Your voice , wishing to hear it whisper
love me , take me as your own.
The aroma of a love lingers in the air
As i smell once again where you layed
I’m mesmirized , intrigued of your vivaciousness.
Drench my inner mortal self, with music
sounds of moans, screaming my name.
For I have touched you, loved you
I crave the love we once shared.
Sounds linger around me, as I know
you are not there to banish my thoughts.
I drift, I float as i try to clear my mind.
Fear, eagerness, for I am not at rest.
Hamre ustad ji ne farmya
Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar ke khao to mza he. Lun aur Qanoon kabhi haath main na lo, Nokri or tatton pe kabhi laat na maro. Larki jitni marzi lambi ho lun let kar hi leti hai. Lohe pr hathora or choot pr lora tab maro jab wo garm ho. Kismt ki karni choot ki garmi or lun ki besharmi nai rukti. Or ehtyat se sex karo kyun k. Bandoq se nikli fulad or pait se nikli oulad kabi wapis nai jati.
Pyari Si Choot Sehlaa Rahi Hai
Kuch Reet Jagat Ki Aisee Hai
Hur Choot Chudeee Jub Shaam Dhulli
Chehrey Ka To Buss Ik Dhokka Hai
Jo Kehta Hai Ki Hain Kuchhi Kali
Humko Jo Taaney Detey Hain
Khudd Choot Bhanvurr Mein Doob Chukey
Chootoun Ke, Beshurmm Se Saagar Mein
Kai Baar Hain Laurey Chhoott Chukey
Lauron Kaa Neechey Ko Jhhukk Kar
Chootoun Mein Jaana Zaroori Hai
Choot To Deingee Huss Huss Kurr
Purr Gaand Murrvaana, Mujboori Hai
Choot Ka Ghhissta Kuchh Bhi Nahin Chahey
Din Mein Ley Duss Baar Koi
Purr Gaand Thhukki Jo Aaj Ubhhi
Akhiunn Mein To Aansuu Laa Degi
Choot Ki Nature Naazukk Hai
Jo Lunndd Sey Khelaa Kurti Hai
Purr Jab Bhi Miley Maukkaa Ussko
Jjee Bhurrkey Peilla Karti Hai
Kuchh Ajubb Sharaarutt Chooot Karey
Baithey Lunndd Ko Mujjboot Karey
Thank You !! Thank You !! Jub Lundd Karey ? !!!!!!
Usey Choomaa Chaata Kartee Hai ?!!!!!!
Aisaa Jo Kabhi Ik Waqtt Bhi Thaa
Chaatunn Chodunn Ko Koi Rouk Na Thee
Jisey Chaaha Kiye Ussey Choda Kiyey
Chahey Aathon Paherr Usey Khoddaa Kiyey
Ik Tension Free Si Life Vo Thi
Hurr Aurat Uppni Wife Jo Thi
Gurr Aaj Kaa Aalumm Tubb Hotaa
Liye Lundd Haath Mein Kab Rotaa !!????
Zura Soch Ke Dekho Swarag Ko Tum
Kya Tumney Ub Tuk Naa Dekha? !!!!!!
Main Swarag Tumhein Ley Chalta Hun
Jahaan Nunnggii Baithi Hai Rekhaa !!!!
Rekha Bhi Hai Hema Bhi Hai ? !!!
Juhi Chawla Ka Kheima Bhi Hai
Khemein Se Daant Dikha Rahi Hai
Aur Pyari Si Choot Sehlaa Rahi Hai
Nunngi Hokar Hai Maadhuri
Ik Sunder Jhoola Jhool Rahi
Hur Shaam Chudi Hai Choot Uski
Issi Kaaran Sey Hai Phool Rahi
Yahaan Sunder Gaandein Baagon Mein
Yun Uchall-Kood Machaati Thi
Bholey Bhaaley Lauron Ko
Pal Bhurr Hi Mein Hi Hirrkaati Theen
Vo Dekiho
