Funny Hindi poems

Ek samay ki baat hai Lakshmi ji ka vahan Ullu unse ruth gaya aur bola…
Aapki sab puja karte hain par mujhe koi nahi puchta…

Lakshmi ji boli ” ‘ab se har saal meri puja se 10-15 din pehle tumhari puja hogi….

Us din sab Ullu puje jayenge.

Tabhi se Diwali ke pehle us din ko
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KARVA CHAUTH ke naam se manaya jaata hai…..

JAI HO

Kyon chalti hai pawan,
Because of evaporation.
Kyon jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth’s revolution.
Kyon machalta hai mann,
Because of excessive respiration.
Na tum jaano na hum.
But I just gave all the reasons!
Kyon aati hai bahaar,
Because of a change in season,
Kyon lutata hai karaar,
Because of mental tension.
Kyon hota hai pyaar,
Because of opposites attraction.
Na tum jaano na hum.
Like I said, these are all science phenomenon!
Kyon gum hai har disha,
Because you have a poor sense of direction.
Kyon hota hai nasha,
Because of drug addiction.
Kyon aata hai maz! aa,
But science gives us all the information.
Na tum jaano na hum.
I did my best to explain.

5’10″-6′ jiski height ho
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
biwi ka her nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj uska light ho
aisa apna husband ho

uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo
jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon,
bole my love.. tum kitni nice ho
aisa apna husband ho

muje rani bana ker rakhe,
to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sussar ke samne kahe,
jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
jab bhi kabhi fight ho
aisa apna husband ho

palakon pe bitha ke rakhe jo
shadi ke baad bhi gym chalu rakhe wo
subah coffee ke aroma se muje uthaye wo
b’day & wedding anniversary gift ki shopping ke liye time nikale jo
aisa apna husband ho

jaha chahoon jaoon,
jo chahe karoon,
kuch is tarah ki life ho
her doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
aur sath mein uska 1 supplementary credit card aur mobile ho…
aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasman mein, jaise ke kite ho
aisa apna husband ho

aisa apna husband ho
aisa apna husband ho…….

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai …
Zindagi se hara hua hai ….

Par “customers” se haar nahi maanta,
Apne presentation ki ek line isey rati
hui hai….

par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain,
ye nahi jaanta,

Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai..

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai …

Das hazaar customers mein se ache
Customer dhoond lete hain lekin ,

Majboor dost ki ankhhon ki nami
dikhayi nahi deti,

PC pe hazzar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti…

Saturday-Sunday nahata nahi ,
Weekdays ko naha raha hai…

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai …

Reporting karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
“Boss” kab maa baap se bhi bade ho gaye,

Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala,
Cigrette me kho gaya,

Weekends pe daroo pee ke jo jashn mana raha hai ,

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ……………………………..