Dirty Hindi Poems

Log In Karke, Lund Ghus Gaya,
India Times, Ke Chat Room Mein!
Choot Wahan Pehle Se Hi Thhi,
Bore Ho Rahee Thhi Dil Mein!!
Hello Lund! Ko Screen Pe Padhke,
Lund Ne Ek Jhatkaa Khaaya!
Padha- Likha, Cultured Lund Thha,
Hi Choot! Sandes Bhijwaya!!
Choot Ne Poochha, A/S/L Please?
Fauran, Lund Ka Answer Aaya!
Pacchees Saal Ke Tagde Lund Ko,
Apne Hee Shahar Mein Paaya!!
Bees Saal Ki, Choot Se Chatting,
Lund Mein Jhat Garmee Aayi!
Idhar-Udhar Ki Baatein Kee Aur,
Shuru Hui Phir Cyber Chudayee!!
Mehsoos Karo, Mujhe Apne Andar,
Sandesa Lund Ne Bhijwaaya!
Oh, Yes! Mujhe Majaa Aa Gaya,
Choot Ka Jhat Jawaab Aaya!!
Ragad Rahaa Hoon, Apne Nipple,
Tum Bhi Chooso Apne Mammey!
Oh Yaa, Mujhe Majaa Aa Gaya,
Choos Rahi Hoon, Main Mammey!
Choot Ke Andar, Ghus Gayee Ungli,
Lund Ko Bhi Ragad Rahaa Thha Haath!
Ek Hi Haath Se Mouse Aur Typing,
Dheere-Dheere Ab, Ho Rahi Thhi Baat!!
Aah, Ke Jagah, Keh Raha Thha Aaaj,
Naheen Correction Ka Thha Waqt!
Choot Pad Gayi Thhi Khaamosh,
Kehti Thhi, Mammey Hain Sakht!!
I Am Cumming, I Am Cumming,
Cheekh Raha Thha Lund Ka Keyboard!
Me Too Darling, Me Too My Lund,
Chillata Thha Choot Ka Keyboard!!
Lund Ke Maalik, Ki Mummy Ne,
Peecche Se Aawaj Lagayee!
Tinku, Subah School Jaana Hai,
Homework Ki Yaad Dilayee!!
Gussa Aaya, Tinku Ko Mummy Pe,
Par Madam Ki Bhi Dahshat Thhi!
55 Saal Ki Budhiya Thhi Madam,
Par Bacchon Ke Lye Hitler Thhi!!
Jhatke Se Lund, Hua Disconnect,
Apni Cyber Chudayee Se!
Choot Ki Maalkin, Madam Hi Thhi,
Chidh Gayi Sudden Judayee Se!!
Madam Ne Vibrator Nikala,
Aur Choot Ke Mein Use Ghusaaya!
Kal Maaroongi, Gaand Main Sabki,
Soch-Soch Ke Jor Lagaaya!!
Udhar, Lund Ka Maalik Tinku,
Kar Raha Thha Apna Homework!
Sum Naheen Hota Thha Usse Aur,
Bhool Gaya Thha Sub Network!!
Lagi Sochne, Apne Baare Main,
Kaise Mili Thhi Mohan Se!
Kaise Choda Thha Mohan Ne,
Pyar Kiya Thha Tan-Mann Se!!
Khayalon Ki Nahi Koi Jaroorat,
Usne Choda Thha Sach-Much!
Who Pacchhis Ka, Main Satrah Ki,
Jhooth Naheen Thha, Beech Mein Kuuch!!
Kaise Mohan Ne Hall Ki Toilet Mein,
Taang Utha Kar Choda Thha!
Kaise Meri Saheli Ke Aage,
Meri Gaand Mein Lund Ko Thoka Thha!!
Ab Hanstee Hoon, Un Yaadon Pe,
Jab Gaand Maine Marwaayee Thhi!
Jaan Bachaane Ki Khaatir Main,
Tab Kaise Chilayee Thhee??
Kheencho Mohan, Lund Ko Kheencho,
Gaand Meri Phat Jaayegi!
Chal Naa Paungi Jeevan Bhar,
Shaadi Kaise Ho Paayegi??
Naheen Chahiye, Cyber Sexing,
Pyari Hai Mujhe Real Chudayee!
Asli Sex Ke Intezaar Mein,
Seh Loongi Mohan Ki Judaayee!!

Kuch Reet Jagat Ki Aisee Hai
Hur Choot Chudeee Jub Shaam Dhulli
Chehrey Ka To Buss Ik Dhokka Hai
Jo Kehta Hai Ki Hain Kuchhi Kali
Humko Jo Taaney Detey Hain
Khudd Choot Bhanvurr Mein Doob Chukey
Chootoun Ke, Beshurmm Se Saagar Mein
Kai Baar Hain Laurey Chhoott Chukey
Lauron Kaa Neechey Ko Jhhukk Kar
Chootoun Mein Jaana Zaroori Hai
Choot To Deingee Huss Huss Kurr
Purr Gaand Murrvaana, Mujboori Hai
Choot Ka Ghhissta Kuchh Bhi Nahin Chahey
Din Mein Ley Duss Baar Koi
Purr Gaand Thhukki Jo Aaj Ubhhi
Akhiunn Mein To Aansuu Laa Degi
Choot Ki Nature Naazukk Hai
Jo Lunndd Sey Khelaa Kurti Hai
Purr Jab Bhi Miley Maukkaa Ussko
Jjee Bhurrkey Peilla Karti Hai
Kuchh Ajubb Sharaarutt Chooot Karey
Baithey Lunndd Ko Mujjboot Karey
Thank You !! Thank You !! Jub Lundd Karey ? !!!!!!
Usey Choomaa Chaata Kartee Hai ?!!!!!!
Aisaa Jo Kabhi Ik Waqtt Bhi Thaa
Chaatunn Chodunn Ko Koi Rouk Na Thee
Jisey Chaaha Kiye Ussey Choda Kiyey
Chahey Aathon Paherr Usey Khoddaa Kiyey
Ik Tension Free Si Life Vo Thi
Hurr Aurat Uppni Wife Jo Thi
Gurr Aaj Kaa Aalumm Tubb Hotaa
Liye Lundd Haath Mein Kab Rotaa !!????
Zura Soch Ke Dekho Swarag Ko Tum
Kya Tumney Ub Tuk Naa Dekha? !!!!!!
Main Swarag Tumhein Ley Chalta Hun
Jahaan Nunnggii Baithi Hai Rekhaa !!!!
Rekha Bhi Hai Hema Bhi Hai ? !!!
Juhi Chawla Ka Kheima Bhi Hai
Khemein Se Daant Dikha Rahi Hai
Aur Pyari Si Choot Sehlaa Rahi Hai
Nunngi Hokar Hai Maadhuri
Ik Sunder Jhoola Jhool Rahi
Hur Shaam Chudi Hai Choot Uski
Issi Kaaran Sey Hai Phool Rahi
Yahaan Sunder Gaandein Baagon Mein
Yun Uchall-Kood Machaati Thi
Bholey Bhaaley Lauron Ko
Pal Bhurr Hi Mein Hi Hirrkaati Theen
Vo Dekiho