Non Veg Shayari

non-veg-shayari

sher sunane wale

sher sunane wale tu kiya sher sunayega… sher sunane wale tu kiya sher sunayega… kal to teri maa choodi thi aaj kiya bhan chudaye ga

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BALIHARI US LuND KI

CHALAT CH00T CHAP CHAP KARE
BAITHE TOH MUH KHOLE
BALIHARI US LuND KI
JO DHARTE HI GHUS JAYE
DHARTE HI GHUS JAYE ,
AUR PHIR JANG LADHAVE

Jab dikhaai di ch00t ki chamak

Jab dikhaai di ch00t ki chamak,
lu nd gaya usi wakt bhadak,
bhadak kar ho gaya kadak,
kadak ban kar de diya ch00t ko sabak.

Pathanon se poch lo.

Tum chand say khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
Tum phoolon sy khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
Tum Aishwariya sy bhe KhoobSoorat ho,
Pathanon se poch lo.

Mujhe Dekhkar Kuch Machalte To Honge,

Mujhe Dekhkar Kuch Machalte To Honge,
Kaiyee Hasratein Dil Mein Palte To Honge,

Unhein Kya Khabar Hai Meri Shakhsiyat Ki,
Pata Chalte Aahein Nikalte To Honge,

Nazar Se Nazar Ko Milane Ke Khatir,
Kaiye Armaan Dil Me Sajane Ki Khatir,

Ke Bistar Ke Silwat Par Karwat Badal Kar,
Mujhe Apne Khwabon Me Laatein To Honge,

Wo Jazbaat Ki Aandhiyan Unke Dil Mein,
Wo Mujhko Basana Kabhi Apne Dil Mein,

Mujhe Apna Saathi Banate To Honge,
Magar Hausla Kar Wo Paatein Na Honge.

Main Usske Upar Chada Hua Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Dabi Hui Thhi

Ek To Chaandni Raat Thhi, Uper Se Woh Mere Saath Thhi,
Main Usske Upar Chada Hua Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Dabi Hui Thhi,
Haathoon Mein They Hamare Haath , Aur Paeron Main Thhe Paer,
Main Zor Lagaye Ja Rha Tha, Woh Awaaz Nikale Ja Rahi Thhi,
Yaaro Galat Na Samjho Woh Meri Cycle Thhi

Neend Mein Aap Aaye Aur Payjama Gila Na Ho

Barrish Aaye Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho,
Dhoop Niklay Aur Sarso Pilli Na Ho,
To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay,
Neend Mein Aap Aaye Aur Payjama Gila Na Ho

200 Rs Lungi Hila Hila Ke Dungi

Ladka Ladki Se Shayari Ke Andaaz Mein
Ladka:
Hum To Hai Jogi Kitne Mein Dogi?
Ladki:
200 Rs Lungi Hila Hila Ke Dungi
Ladka:
50 Rs Dunga Par Hila Mein Khud Lunga
Ladki:
Hath Se Kam Chala Aur Apne 50 Rs Bhi Bacha

Lund Ko Hila Kar To Dekho.

Nigahon Se Nigahein Mila Kar To Dekho
Kabhi Kisi Ladki Ko Patta Kar To Dekho
Hasratein Dil Mein Dabane Se Kya Fayda
Apne Haathon Se Zara Daba Kar To Dekho
Aasmaan Simat Jayega Tumhare Aagosh Mein
Ladki Ki Taangen Phaila Kar To Dekho
Agar Ye Na Kar Sako To Haar Mat Manna
Do Boonden To Zaroor Girengi Yaaron
Zara Apne Lund Ko Hila Kar To Dekho.

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