Hindi non veg jokes

Hindi non veg jokes

Boy: chand taaron ko bhi need aa rahi hai, Teri maa ki

Boy: chand taaron ko bhi need aa rahi hai, Teri maa ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai. Girl: mma ki chut ka na de vasta, kholti hoon chaddi kar le nashta…

2 6 5 9

2 6 5 9 do inch ka hole, che inch ka poll, panch minute ka maja, nau mahine ki saja

Filmi names of penis

Filmi names of penis.
1-2 ankur
3-5 masoom
6-8 parwarish
9-15 pariwartan
16-20 pyaasa
21-35 shikari
36-50 kabhi kabhi
51-60 kamchor
61-75 yaaden

Bajate raho

Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha ?93.5 Red
Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha ?93.5 Red FM?
To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga – Bajate raho

Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha

Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua?
Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua?
Gal: Jab Mom n Dad film dekhne gaye the, mera friend ghar aaya tha.
Doc: Tum saath kyon nahin gayi?
Gal: Adult movie thi…

pata chal jayega

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega

Us ne kaha or dabao

Us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us
us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

pehle isko kapde to pehnao

What if MALIKA SHERAWAT plats the role of draupadi in mahabharat? Duryodhan wld say, “pehle isko kapde to pehnao… tabhi to vastr haran karunga!

kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna lund dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

oopar aaja

A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.