Non Veg Jokes
Dirty Hindi SMS
Dirty Hindi SMS
Pati Ka Qatal Kyu Kiya?
Judge:
Mera Kaccha Kharab Ho Gaya
Woh Aaye Hamare Sawapan Main, Swapan-Dosh Ho Gaya
Unka To Kuch Nahi Gaya, Mera Kaccha Kharab Ho Gaya
tumharay yhaan sex nahi kartay
Ek masi ko ghar k kam k doaran ek condom mila,,
us ne apni malikan se poocha k ye kya hai?
malkin ne kaha kyun tumharay yhaan sex nahi kartay..
Masi ne jawab dia haan kartay to hain per itna bhi nahi k lulli ki khaal hi utar jaye.
OSCAR nominated 4 best blue films
OSCAR nominated 4 best blue films:
1) Hasina ke vagina mein pasina
2) Ghar mein sali aur poori raat diwali
3) Utaar ke panty so gai aunty
4) Pati fauj mein biwi mauj mein!!
DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE
DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:AGE 20 – DIN RAAT,AGE 28 – ROZ RAAT,AGE 38 – JUMME RAAT, AGE 48 – CHAND RAAT,AGE 58 – ONLY JAZBAAT,AGE 68 – GALAT BAAT….
GAAND MEIN UNGLI DALKE HILA LENA!
Chaho to Dil se Hamko mita dena,chaho to hamko bhula dena,par yeh wada karo ki, aaye kabhi yaad humari to rona mat….GAAND MEIN UNGLI DALKE HILA LENA!
SAALA chori kar raha hai!
2 girls returng from movie 1st: mera purse chori ho gaya! 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi. 1st: mujhe kya pata SAALA chori kar raha hai!
Door gaon mein ek basti thi wahan ki randiya bahut sasti
Door gaon mein ek basti thi wahan ki randiya bahut sasti thi, unke gand mein itni masti thi, jitna dala utna hasti thi… but why r u smiling
Boy: chand taaron ko bhi need aa rahi hai, Teri maa ki
Boy: chand taaron ko bhi need aa rahi hai, Teri maa ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai. Girl: mma ki chut ka na de vasta, kholti hoon chaddi kar le nashta…
2 6 5 9
2 6 5 9 do inch ka hole, che inch ka poll, panch minute ka maja, nau mahine ki saja
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