Non Veg Jokes
Dirty Jokes
Dirty Jokes
Kaash main teri panty hota
Boy:”Kaash main teri panty hota, tere naram angon se chipka
hota…”
Girl:”Theek kaha! Jab main chud rahi hoti to tum bhi kisi konay
par paday hote!!!!”
Let me rub u in Salwaar
Pussy Pussy don’t go far
Let me rub u in Salwaar,
Up above the legs so high,
Always juicy never dry,
Let me fuck u don’t feel shy,
Come on baby, just one try.
If u have 2 balls between ur legs
If u have 2 balls between ur legs,then u r a man,but if u have 4
balls between ur legs ,
don’t thinku r a superman,there’s someone fucking u.
A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms
A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.
A 25 year boy married
A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman.after two days boy died,
because he drank expired milk.
ady to doctor
lady to doctor “a vibrator stuck in my pussy ”
Doctor “laydown , I will take it out”
Lady “NO!, pls. change its battery”
Ladka Vs Ladki Ki Soch On First Meating
Ladka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting Karte Hai Unki Soch Ek Dusre Ke Liye Kya Hoti Hai.
Girl:
School Band
Roj Roj School Jane Ki Vajah Se Tang Ek Ladka Aur 2 Ladkiya Ground Mein Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe
1st Girl:
sentence ending with hand
madam: write a sentence ending with hand.
Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS
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