Non Veg Jokes
Dirty Jokes
Dirty Jokes
Ek sardar ki suhag raat
Ek sardar ki suhag raat thi, Sardar apni biwi ke peeche dalne laga to wo boli, na na sardar jee peeche nahi aage.
Sardar Bola – tumhein kaise pata hai.
Biwi Boli – Mera boy friend mere agay dalta tha
Sardar Bola – Achcha, par mera boy friend to mere peeche dalta tha.
Pappu Ka Gussa
Pappu Bahut Sari Chocolate Kha Raha Tha, Tabhi Ek Aadmi Use Salah Deta Hai
Aadmi:
Don’t worry its tooth brush
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6? long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
New English 2 Urdu Dictionary
Selfish-Bharwa
Bitch-Randi
Agent-Dalla
Stupid man-Chutiya
Ignore-Lund pe charh
Heavy Loss-Gand Phatna
Severe Loss-Gand phat k hath mein ajana
Danger-Gand galay mein ajana
Jealous-Jhantain jal jana
Run Away-Gand Dikhana
Welcome-Tattay Uthana
I thought It was MONEY
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size
Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size
32:Innocent
34:Beautiful
36:Sexy
38:Agressive
40:Hungry
42: playful
44:daring
46:Wild
48:Tennis Wali Bhabhi?:-)
HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA
Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi
mahol garam na karo
1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen
Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahol garam na karo..!
es ko choot main lena hai ya school bhejna hai..
Wife husband ka Lund pakar k boli:
Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na!
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Husband:
es ko choot main lena hai ya school bhejna hai..
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