Non Veg Shayari

non-veg-shayari

Mujhse Dosti Karoge

Sharab Se Dosti To Lever Ko Khatra

Gasti Se Dosti To Lund Ko Khatra

Mere Se Dosti To Gaand Ko Khatra

Kya! Mujhse Dosti Karoge

Pagli Kyu Roti Hai Ab

Waqt Nahi Ye Ab Rone Ka

Waqt Hai Ab Baccha Hone Ka

Tab Kyoun Nahi Royi Thi

Jab Chipak Chipak Ke Soyi Thhi

Jab Kiya Hai To Bharo Bhi

Tab Kahti Thi Aur Karo Aur Karo

Deewana Aur Uska Sher

Shaam Diyo Se Sajaye Bethe Hai,
Khushbu Badan Pe Lagaye Bethe Hai,
Hamari Deewangi Ka Alam To Dekho, Wo Raat Ko Aanewale Hai
Aur Hum Dopahar Se Hi Condom Chadaye Bethe Hai

Yaad Aate Hain Woh Din Jab

Yaad Aate Hain Woh Din Jab Tu Aur Hum Masti Kiya Karte Thhe

Tum Loly Pop Ke Liye Zor Zor Se Roya Karte Thhe

Aur Hum Apni Pant Ki Zip Upar Karke Tumhe Razi Kiya Karte Thhe,,,,

Chooss Chooss Chooss

Chooss Chooss Chooss

Maze Lay Lay Kar Chooss

Bari Bari Ek Ek Kar Kay Chooss

Donoo Ko Ek Saath Chooss

Masal Masal Kay Choos

Kyon Kay

Kahin Aamon (Mango) Ka Season Khatam Na Ho Jaye.

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Detaa Na Thha

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Detaa Na Thha,
Jawaab Uske Sawaal Ka..

Abhi Rakha Hi Thha Ke Chhut Gayaa,
Haath Se Mere Phool Gulaab Ka..

Woh Kehti Thi Peeche Se Nahi Aage Se Karo,
Deedar Mere Husn-e-Shabaab Ka..

Woh Kehti Thi Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Under Jaata Hai,
Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Janab Ka.

Dhoti Aur Payjame Ki Dosti

Dhoti Ne Kaha Payjame Se,
Hum Tum Bane Hai Ek Dhage Se,
Farq Sirf Itna Hai Ke
Tu Khulta Hai Aage Se Mein Khulti Hun Piche Se

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