Hindi non veg jokes

Hindi non veg jokes

Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Pota De De

Saas Apni Bahu Se Ek Pota Mangte Hue

Saas:

Tumhare Paas Aisa Hai..?

Ek Ladka Apni Pent Utarkar Apni Girlfriend Se Puchta Hai:

Khas Dosto Ke Liye Ek Khas Salah

Phir Na Silegi Agar Ye Gand Fatt Jayegi,

Zindagi Baal Nahi Jo Dobara Se Ugg Jayegi,

Jo Maal Pasand Hai Jaker Thok Lo Yaaro,

Warna Zindagi Muthiyan Marne Mein Hi Nikal Jayegi.

Jaanu Tumhe Chot Lag Jayegi

Sex Se Pehle Jab Ladki Kamre Mein Aati Hai To Achanak Thokar Kha Kar Gir Jaati Hai

Ladka Pyaar Se Bola:

Ladki Ki Kamar Kaisi Banai

Majnu Ne Khuda Se Poocha:

Choot Aur Dudh Ki Khasiyat

Choot Aur Dudh Dono Kabhi Bhi Kharab Nahi Hote,

Dono Ko Jitna Garam Karo Utna Jyada Maza Dete Hai.

Paani Khada Hai Kab Tak Niklega

Lady Plumber Se:

Sex Karna Mehnat Hoti Hai Ya Maza

Amir Aadmi Kam Karne Wale Majdoor Se Puchta Hai:

Tote Ki Samjdhari

Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi

Shopkeeper:

us ne kaha or dabao

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
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