Non Veg Jokes
Hindi non veg jokes
Hindi non veg jokes
ONE NIGHT 500 RUPEES
Ek din chate shab our unki bewi Sex kar rahe they. Sex karte-karte Chate shab ke biwe boli suno ji ab tumhe roj sex karna hay to mujhe roj 500 rupaye denay ho gay.
Chate sahb Bhadak kar bole oyy chut ke tum kya Call girl ho jo tumhe may 500 rupay dunga.
Choot ke Baal
Chate shab 1 month bad ghar aye. Raat may apne biwe ke sath Sex karte-karte jab unhone apne biwe ke chut dekhe to kha are Banni tumhare choot ke Baal tumhare sir ke baal itne badhe kaise ho gai Banni :- oooo je tum ne jo Mujhe sex na aane ke leye choot par laga ne ka Teel deya tha wahe Dabur Ammla Hair oil nekla je.
AXE Effect
Chate shab AXE Parfume ka Add dekh rahe they. Dekhtay he unhone soch ke yahe farmula ajmaya jaye 2 re din unhone apni biwe Banni par ajmaya to kya fir farmula sucsess ho gaya. fir apni saali par ajmaya farmula sucsess saali ke bhe chudayee kar da le. fir unhone saas ko bhe na choda saas ke bhe cuhdaye kar dale waha par bhe farmula sucsess. fir ek din socha ke Q na yahe teeno ko choda jaye . unhone AXE parfume ke pure Bottle he laga dale, our ghar chale gay. bad kismati se uus din ghar par koi nahe tha se waa un ke NAPUNSAK SALAY KE…………………..
NOTE:- tum bhe jayyda lalach me na aana warna saala mel jayega.
Angoorwale
Angoorwale ne BRA nhi pehan Rkhi thi
Admi :- Excuse me AAm dikh rahe he
Aurat :- Tabi to Angur Bik rahe hay.
Admi:- thode der bad madam ji kya aap underware nahe pehan te ho kya.
Aurat :- A bay madar chhod Tabhe to angur ke tokree aaye hay.
Love kaise karte hai ?
Girl ,… Love kaise karte hai ?
boy l pehle L ko khara karte hai
phir o dabate hai phir
v me dalte hai phir jab se
E ki awaz ati hai to samjo lov ho gaya
Factory ke malik banne ki kosis mat karo
Ladka ladki sex kar rahe the..
suddenly ladka bola kya hum sadi kar le?
Ladki boli mazdur ho! Mazduri karo
factory ke malik banne ki kosis mat karo.
Callgirl ke Sabjee ke Dukaan
1 Callgirl ne apna CHUDAYEE ka dhanda chod kar Sabjee ke dukan dalee. Chate sab pahuch gaye Callgirl ke dukan par.Chate sab ne pucha KARAYLA ketne ka diya. Callgirl ko apnay purane Dhande ke addat the,usne apne 2 now BOOL he laye. Chate sab bole kya matlab. who boli 2 Rs kelo. Fir Chate Sab ne Mulee ke puri gathee ka Rate pucha, Callgirl apna pura blowoze khol kar 2 now BOOL he lanay lage. Chate sab ne pucha kya matlab. Callgirl boli 2 Rs me puri gathee le low. Chate sab bhe bade sexy they. unhoney pyaaze ( onion ) ka Rate pucha Sabjiwale Callgirl ne apnee sadee utha ke CHUT Batane lage. Chate sab bole kya matlab. Callgirl boli 50/- Rs K.g. Tho fir kya Chate sab ne apna LUND nekalkar 2 now gotteya helane lagay. Callgirl boli kya matlab, sab bole 100/- Rs me 2 now de do.
NAYEE PAR 25 SAL PURANI
1 Din Chate Sab ka LUND badhe chodu mud me tha. Fir kya Chate Sab 1 Callgirl ke addye par chale gaye.Wha par bahut saree Callgirl the. 1 Callgirl ne chate sab ko chalne ko kha. Chate sab ne pucha tumhara RATE kya hay. Chate sab ka gawar pan dekha kar Callgirl boli 1 CHUDAYEE ka 2000/- Rs hay. Chate sab bole itna Q. Callgirl boli may NAYEE hu mujha may sama kar kho jaoge. Andar Kamre me ja kar Chate sab ne jaise he Callgirl ke Lattakte CHUT dekhe to who pareshan ho gaye, fir soch kay NAYEE hay bahut CHUDAYEE hogi is leye latak gaye hogi. Jaise he Chate sab ne pure josh me apna LUND dala to Chate sab ke LUND ke sath GOTTYA bhe CHUT me chale gaye. Chate sab bole are tum ne to kaha tha tum NAYEE ho fir yhe kya hay. Calllgirl boli SAB MERA NAAM NAYEE HAY PAR CHUT WAHE 25 SAL PURANE HAY……
jhuut se ho gaye Saale ke Chuddaye
1 Din Chate Sab Apni Biwe Ke Sath Sex Kar Rahe They. Sex Kartey Samaye Biwe Badee Chekh Rahe Thee. Chellanay Ke Awaz Suun Kar Chate Sab Ke Saale Jaag Gaye.Thodi Der Bad Deedi Ke Kamray Ke Taraf Ja Kar Dekha Too Deedi Baed par Naggge so rahe the. Subha chotee bahan ne apni deedi ko pucha tum rat ko Q Chekha rahey the. Deedi shoch kar boli are yahe to mujhe se choti hay esay kya batoo. Mera peth dukha raha tha is leye tumhare Jejja je se INJECTION laga rahe the. Fir tum BED par NAGGGE Q soo rahe the. Deedi boli are yahe peth ka injection hay NAGGA go kar he lena padta hay. 1 din Chate Sab ke Biwe Goan challe gaye. Raat ke 10 baaje rahe they chate sab ke saale ka peth Thoda dukhnay laga. Saale ne socha ke Q na may bhe Deedi ke tarha JEEJA je se injection laga luu. salee chate sab ke pass ja kar boli Jeeja je mujhe bhe injection laga do mera peth dukha raha hay. Chate sab pareshan ho gaye are essay kaise patta chala. Saale bar-bar kahanay lage jeeja je mujhe injection laga do. Chate sab bhe apni saale ke CHUT dhekh ne ka aaisa muka kha chodtey. Chate sab ne saale ko andar kamrey me le gaye NAGGE ke saale ke Tanggey uttha ke CHUT me LUND Daal diya. 2 ray din jab Chate sab ke biwe ghar aye to Chate shab ke saale ne apni deedi se kaha deedi mera kal rat bahut peth dukha raha tha too many bhe jeeja je se aap ke tarha injection LAGGA liya DEEDI jor se Cheelakay boli Are CHHHENAL WHA INJECTION NAHE THA WHA TOO TERE CHUDAYYE HO GAYE.
Sardarji and national Anthom
Sardarji suhagrat ke din jab apni bibi ko chodna shuru kiye to unka lund uth nahi raha tha .
Sardarji bahut koshish kiye par koi fayada nahi hua
Tab Sardarji ne akhiri upaya socha aour Jan Gan Man gana chalu kar diya
Phir bhi jab unka lund khada nahi hua tab sardarji gusse mein bole
Bhosri ke isse pura Indiakhara ho jata hai aour tu khada nahi hua
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