Non Veg Jokes
Dirty English Jokes
Dirty English Jokes
A man walked into a ladies toilet
A man walked into a ladies toilet.
A lady who was inside got furious & shouted–” THIS
Lady was scolding her maid for her inefficiency
Lady was scolding her maid for her inefficiency..
Angry maid : “At least I m better than u in the bed.”
Lady (amazed) : “And my husband told u this ? ”
Maid : ” No, the DRIVER ”
Rich man to Poor man
Rich man to Poor man:” how come
U know who the b! est goal keeper in the world is
U know who the b! est goal keeper in the world is ?
Ans:
which part of the body goes to the heaven first
Father : ” which part of the body goes to the heaven first ?
Kid : ” legs ”
Father :” why ?”
Kid : ‘coz I see mom every night with her legs up & screeming
-”oh
god ! I am in heaven.”
Let me rub u in Salwaar
Pussy Pussy don’t go far
Let me rub u in Salwaar,
Up above the legs so high,
Always juicy never dry,
Let me fuck u don’t feel shy,
Come on baby, just one try.
If u have 2 balls between ur legs
If u have 2 balls between ur legs,then u r a man,but if u have 4
balls between ur legs ,
don’t thinku r a superman,there’s someone fucking u.
A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms
A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.
A 25 year boy married
A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman.after two days boy died,
because he drank expired milk.
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