Dirty English Jokes

Similarity between LULLA & CHULLA

What is the similarity between LULLA & CHULLA ?
Both r used by Indian Women on daily basis!

11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 bananas. Fruitseller: i m not selling less than 12 bananas.1girl said “le le yaar,1 kha lenge.

Lips-Heat of luv
Nipple-Peak of luv
Boo bs-Shape of luv
Pe nis-Length of luv
Pus sy-Depth of luv
Ass-Base of luv
Testes-Weight of love

Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6? long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,