Ek Baar Ek Pathan Ek Ladki Ki Gaand Maar Raha Thha
Achanak Pathan Bola: “Oye Hum To Batana Hi Bhool Gaya Humko To AIDS Hai”
Ladki Dar Ke:” Kyaaaaaaaaaaa”
Pathan: “Oye Hum To Majak Karti, Hum To Sirf Tumari Gaand Tight Karna Mangti Isliye Esa Boli“

Santa Biwi Se Chillate Hue: “Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho, Main Tang Aa Gaya Hun.”
Wife: “Palak Mein Iron Hota Hai Ji.”
Santa: “To Kya Meri Gaand Se TMT Ka Sariya Nikalwaogi?“

Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: “Jab Tum Ladkiya Susu Karti Ho To Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Kyunki Hamare Pass Tum Logo Ki Tarha Silencer Nahi Laga Hota Na“

Men Are Like……..Bank Accounts They’re Only Useful When They Are Loaded.

“Accidents Take A Minute But The Suffering Could Be Life Time“.

Please Wear Helmet & Condom On Your Appropriate Heads During “Respective Rides“

Ladki Mandir Mein Jati Hai Aur Parsad Laker Pandit Ke Pair Chukar Puchti Hai
“Pandit Ji, Koi Gyan Ki Baat Bataiye”

Pandit: “Beti Bra Pehna Karo, Jhukti Ho To Dhyan Bhatak Jata Hai“

Ek Baar Ek Pathan Ek Ladki Ki Gaand Maar Raha Thha

Achanak Pathan Bola: “Oye Hum To Batana Hi Bhool Gaya Humko To AIDS Hai”

Ladki Dar Ke:” Kyaaaaaaaaaaa”

Pathan: “Oye Hum To Majak Karti, Hum To Sirf Tumari Gaand Tight Karna Mangti Isliye Esa Boli“

1 boy to a dark girl Kitne kali ho. The girl replies isme tere baap ka kya jata hai. Boy-agar mere baap ka gaya hota to gori HOTI.